Is Jozy Stronger?

By: Steve | September 17th, 2008

(My photoshop skills are second to last to none)

First of all, I want to start by informing you that Jozy will not be taking part in the Champions League group stages. He was not submitted by Villarreal for UEFA registration. I figure they probably thought the youngster wouldn’t be ready, and were not counting on the slew of injuries to their starting strikers. I will look into it some more and see if they cannot register him at a later date.

Since Jozy will be sitting out today’s CL clash against Manchester United, I decided to take the time off to discuss some lighter fare.

I was chatting with my friend Rami from the Tunisia WCB, the other day, in one of many intellectually stimulating futbol conversations we have had lately.

He brought up the subject of Jozy’s strength, and then gushed for twenty minutes about his bulging muscles. It got me asking the questions: Is Jozy stronger now? Is Rami maybe not completely hetero? There is no way to really find out, unless we ask the men themselves. I can ask Rami, but am working on getting in touch with Jozy.

What do you all think? Does Jozy look stronger or is it the tighter fitting European garb? Feel free to leave a comment.

Here is the transcript in its orginal form, so sorry for the sub-par grammar:

Rami: i saw the villareal highlights last night
on ole la liga

me: and?

Rami: woulda been nice if that reaction shot bounced in

me: very

Rami: but he looks strong as hell
he always did

me: keeper should ahve handled it tho man
i know

Rami: but in europe he looks even stronger for some reason

me: prolly been working on his strength

Rami: smaller jersey i guess

me: prolly is stronger
gurantee he is

Rami: i seen him with his shirt off
live
in front of me
at dc united game
when he was still with redbull
he was preparing to come on in the second half
so he was out there with a few trainers
he took his training jersey off
dude is ripped as fuck

me: yea

Rami: looks like his muscles were going to burst out of his skin

me: that might be a good post topic
i need a shirtless pictures of him to compare to old ones
or u can just give me a good description of his bulging muscles
that u seem so enchanted with

Rami: its not so much that they’re bulging. he’s not a bodybuilder obviously
but his skin is just tight against his muscles
so they look big
he’s just ripped
and his abs looks crazy

me: did u pop wood?

Rami: i just remember cuz i was watching him warm up and when he took his shirt off he was like glistening

me: sounds like it

Rami: lol
i dont know, guy looked pretty strong. but you can tell he couldn’t hurt anyone
in his interviews. he’s like a little kid